Obama to make seas recede and stop gun violence! Citizens: ‘Good luck, genius’

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But, he’s The One! He can make seas recede and totally stop gun violence. Case. Closed! President Obama’s Twitter account is tweeting out #WeDemandAVote. The tweets include the following:

“Stop gun violence so no other mother & father feel the pain my parents feel of having to bury their only son.” —Cherelle C. #WeDemandAVote

— Barack Obama (@BarackObama) February 21, 2013

“I am a hunter of small game and own a shotgun to do so. But it is time to find a way to stop gun violence.”—Gary F. #WeDemandAVote

— Barack Obama (@BarackObama) February 21, 2013

“Stricter gun laws were needed long before my son’s murder and they are definitely needed now.” OFA.BO/GMFYhb #WeDemandAVote

— Barack Obama (@BarackObama) February 21, 2013

Once again, President Obama is using children, and other people’s pain,  as human prop-aganda.

@barackobama stop using children to promote your socialist ideology you heartless slugs

— josh doyle (@joshdoyle12) February 21, 2013

@barackobama stop using others pain to push your agenda to strip our rights! Guns don’t kill..people do

— Tara Elmegreen (@IhfTara) February 21, 2013

Obama Web Site Invokes Teen’s Tragic Loss to Urge Americans to Share Their Stories About Gun Violence theblaze.com/stories/2013/0…

— mzee26 (@mzee26) February 21, 2013

He is also absurdly suggesting that his gun-grabbing policies can stop gun violence.

How do you stop gun violence? That means you have magical powers to stop violence. @barackobama #GunControl

— Common Sense (@FLCommonSense) February 21, 2013

Because criminals will totally listen if The One says so. Well, he is the “light and the future,” according to actor Russell Crowe. The Sun God can do anything, right?

Think we all agree that would be nice in a fantasy land RT @seanagnewGood luck with that. MT @barackobama: “Stop gun violence…”

— Victoria R Coley (@VictoriaRColey) February 21, 2013

@barackobama it won’t really stop the gun violence be realistic…

— M.Lokz (@AlexBillos) February 21, 2013

Bingo! Luckily, citizens on Twitter are at the ready to provide the president with a much-needed dose of reality.

Good luck with that. MT @barackobama: “Stop gun violence…”

— Sean Agnew (@seanagnew) February 21, 2013

First stop. Chicago. MT @barackobama: “Stop gun violence…”

— Sean Agnew (@seanagnew) February 21, 2013

@barackobama go to your hometown of Chicago and stop “gun violence” that’s a gun free zone, yet has the highest crime. It’s people not guns

— Matt (@Mattley_Crue) February 21, 2013

How’d Chicago stop it? MT @barackobama: “I am a hunter … and own a shotgun… But it is time to find a way to stop gun violence.” #tcot #nra

— Milton Wolf (@miltonwolfmd) February 21, 2013

@barackobama How are you going to stop gun violence? By disarming law abiding citizens? You know that wont work. #WeDemandAVote

— Oklahoma Tomcat (@oktomcat) February 21, 2013

@barackobama But how will restricting sales to the law-abiding actually solve problem of gun-related deaths? What difference will this make?

— Semi-Partisan Sam (@SamHooper) February 21, 2013

@barackobama So what’re you doing about gang use of guns which in case you didn’t know make up the majority of gun violence? #HardQuestion?

— Jenna Volpe (@JennaVulpix) February 21, 2013

@barackobama Gun legislation will not stop “gun violence”. This isn’t about safety- it’s about controlling us.

— Ian Whitley (@ianwhitley1996) February 21, 2013

@barackobama “find a way to stop violence”? Yeah, here’s one idea our founding men had, ARM THE PEOPLE. #secondamendment

— Manuel Lagares (@manuellagares) February 21, 2013

@barackobama The only way to stop gun violence is to change people & their regard(disregard) for life. Banning guns won’t stop criminals.

— InkyTwig (@TracyAnnMangold) February 21, 2013

@barackobama you cannot stop violence and you cannot take away all our guns. Stop your punishment of non criminals.

— cadence ward (@SoundandCadence) February 21, 2013

A Teachable Moment. Of course, he won’t listen. He’s got people-using and gun-grabbing to do.

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